BORIS JOHNSON IS A CUNT!!!!!!!! lyrics

When trying to express oneself

It's frankly quite absurd

To leaf through lengthy lexicons to find the perfect word

Sure this one's a wee bit crude, perhaps a wee bit mean

A little word that starts with C and ends with U, N, T...

Boris Johnson is a cunt and everybody knows it

Everywhere that posh cunt goes, he has to fucking show it

Brexit was his only hope and then he fucking blows it

Boris Johnson is a cunt and everybody knows it

Um diddle, diddle diddle, um diddle ay

Um diddle, diddle diddle, um diddle ay

Um diddle, diddle diddle, um diddle ay

Um diddle, diddle diddle, um diddle ay

The doctors and the NHS, they all begged him to quit

But what do experts matter to a toff-nosed Eton git!

The money for the NHS, it was a total crock

Fat Boris knew it all along, now suck his tiny cock!

Boris Johnson is a cunt and everybody knows it

Everywhere that posh cunt goes, he has to fucking show it

Brexit was his only hope and then he fucking blows it

Boris Johnson is a cunt and everybody knows it

Um diddle, diddle diddle, um diddle ay

Um diddle, diddle diddle, um diddle ay

Um diddle, diddle diddle, um diddle ay

Um diddle, diddle diddle, um diddle ay

He traveled all around these lands, and everywhere he went

He'd blame our every problem on those nasty immigrants

He pandered to the racists like a pound-shop Donald Trump

But where he wants to build our wall

Has Boris fucking stumped!

Boris Johnson is a cunt and everybody knows it

Everywhere that posh cunt goes, he has to fucking show it

Brexit was his only hope and then he fucking blows it

Boris Johnson is a cunt and everybody knows it

Um diddle, diddle diddle, um diddle ay

You can say it backwards which is it knows everybody and cunt is Johnson Boris

But that's going a bit too far don't you think?

So when the pound is plunging quick

And we've all lost our jobs

Don't forget who is to blame, that mop-head fucking slob!

All hail our former mayor, when the whole country is broke

Which country? The United Kingdom of course.

Well, that's just a fucking joke! So...

Boris Johnson is a cunt and everybody knows it

Boris Johnson is a cunt and everybody knows it

Boris Johnson is a cunt and everybody knows it

Boris Johnson is a cunt and everybody knows it