When trying to express oneself
It's frankly quite absurd
To leaf through lengthy lexicons to find the perfect word
Sure this one's a wee bit crude, perhaps a wee bit mean
A little word that starts with C and ends with U, N, T...
Boris Johnson is a cunt and everybody knows it
Everywhere that posh cunt goes, he has to fucking show it
Brexit was his only hope and then he fucking blows it
Boris Johnson is a cunt and everybody knows it
Um diddle, diddle diddle, um diddle ay
Um diddle, diddle diddle, um diddle ay
Um diddle, diddle diddle, um diddle ay
Um diddle, diddle diddle, um diddle ay
The doctors and the NHS, they all begged him to quit
But what do experts matter to a toff-nosed Eton git!
The money for the NHS, it was a total crock
Fat Boris knew it all along, now suck his tiny cock!
Boris Johnson is a cunt and everybody knows it
Everywhere that posh cunt goes, he has to fucking show it
Brexit was his only hope and then he fucking blows it
Boris Johnson is a cunt and everybody knows it
Um diddle, diddle diddle, um diddle ay
Um diddle, diddle diddle, um diddle ay
Um diddle, diddle diddle, um diddle ay
Um diddle, diddle diddle, um diddle ay
He traveled all around these lands, and everywhere he went
He'd blame our every problem on those nasty immigrants
He pandered to the racists like a pound-shop Donald Trump
But where he wants to build our wall
Has Boris fucking stumped!
Boris Johnson is a cunt and everybody knows it
Everywhere that posh cunt goes, he has to fucking show it
Brexit was his only hope and then he fucking blows it
Boris Johnson is a cunt and everybody knows it
Um diddle, diddle diddle, um diddle ay
You can say it backwards which is it knows everybody and cunt is Johnson Boris
But that's going a bit too far don't you think?
So when the pound is plunging quick
And we've all lost our jobs
Don't forget who is to blame, that mop-head fucking slob!
All hail our former mayor, when the whole country is broke
Which country? The United Kingdom of course.
Well, that's just a fucking joke! So...
Boris Johnson is a cunt and everybody knows it
Boris Johnson is a cunt and everybody knows it
Boris Johnson is a cunt and everybody knows it
Boris Johnson is a cunt and everybody knows it