Booty lyrics

[Intro: Jennifer Lopez]

Here's another shitty song about booty

No thought went into this crap it's just booty

It's so bad the title should have been "Doodie"

Makes "Anaconda" seem like

A masterpiece

[Verse 1: Jennifer Lopez]

It's pitiful

My new single

Is just one more mindless bore

About butts this is getting old

I am a mother

I should know better

Than to star in soft porn

Showing off my ancient keister

I was once the hottest young diva

Now I'm old and desperate to stay on the pop charts

So I asked this weird transvestite from Australia

To be in this because she's popular

Why is this albino famous?

[Pre-Chorus: Jennifer Lopez]

This is the lamest song yet about booty

Literally the whole vid is just booty

[Lorde]

It's pathetic what you ladies are doing

Portraying women as nothing more than

Sex crazed meat!

[Verse 2: Jennifer Lopez]

I'm so shallow

That I actually

Took out an insurance

Policy on my huge tushy

For twenty seven

Million dolares

Makes my ass

Worth more cash

Than P.Diddy made off Biggie

Now I will cover my ass in lube

And thrust up and down like I am seizuring

I'll do anything to get cheap YouTube views

That's why I act like I'm eighteen when I'm fifty

Please don't let my children see this

[Verse 3: Iggy Azalea]

My big booty starring in a new movie

Taught my booty how to play "Call of Duty"

Smoke a doobie with my giant fat booty

In my booty I keep my ex Ben

Someone help me!

Another song about big booty

It's sad and pathetic fo sure

But I did it cause I've liked this old dame since

She danced on "In Living Color"

She's still a pretty sexy lady

Even though she pushed out a few babies

She got a few grey pubes but that ain't

Nothing can't be fixed with some Brazilian shaving

Yahhnabahhhnabiday yongnabadabhijay

Ain't no point in saying words no one's listening anyway

Can't hide the fact that this is utter crap

Might as well fart the rest of this awful rap

Hey check it out J.Lo

Ain't that Nicki Minaj's fat ass?

[Jennifer Lopez]

The three biggest butts in music

Time to join forces we'll rule the charts

Six big fat ass cheeks with so much power and might

[Jennifer Lopez, Iggy Azalea, Nicki Minaj]

We are the Illuminati of booty

[Iggy Azalea]

I am Iggy

[Jennifer Lopez]

I am J.Lo

[Nicki Minaj]

I'm Nicki

[Jennifer Lopez, Iggy Azalea, Nicki Minaj]

From this day forward we'll rule by committee

Making sure pop music always stays shitty

That way we will always be on top winning