Verse 1
Boy, I’ll knock you all the way to next Tuesday ¹
And I don’t give a shit; I go after four-eyed dorks as well
Look, fuck your student rap, it’s about low riders ²
No one needs to provide videos besides me
This is barbed-wire rap, so protect yourself
I’m a bit thirsty; so Keck, make yourself useful
We’re just a network of criminals
I spit on the opinions the experts always make
Come on you freak, you stamp collector ³
Your wife is naked, yeah she smells like champagne
King on the street, the godfather in German rap
Fame doesn’t prevent me from breaking the noses off toys
Fuck Lloyd Banks ‘cause he’s not from Berlin ⁴
Tom, you have zilch; but Sony BMG has me
That’s that boomerang that you toys have thrown
I’ll go slash the tires of your Porsche now
Refrain:
Sorry guys, but you people can’t rap
Thought you could target me?
Keep on talking ‘bout peckers man, ‘cause you know them the best, man ⁵
This gangster takes action
Would you finally shut up then?
Short of putting you behind the wheel, there’s nothing left for you here⁶
Verse 2
Tell me, what comes to mind when you throw this boomerang?
A loud mouth at all times, but then I’ll beat your face in
You total retards think you’re hot now? Fuck you!
I’ll brutally show you bitches how this business runs,
How it runs with an edge and Pit Bull bites everyone dead
Come on you little pussy, go hide now in the girls privy
Sadly, I have no respect boy, so step aside
When you were born, you looked like donkey shit
You write you want to be my friend on Myspace
I’ll delete you without a reason just ‘cause you’re toys
What can I do about it? Fuck what you hoes do ⁷
I heard that you have the same mother as Blumentopf ⁸
Fuck Splash, I don’t care about its hip-hop open either ⁹
I wouldn’t even appear there, even if I was broke
Now that boomerang comes back that I threw this time
But it doesn’t hit me ‘cause you’re a bunch of dicks
Refrain
Sorry guys, but you people can’t rap
Thought you could target me?
Keep on talking about peckers man, ‘cause you know them best, man
This gangster takes action
Would you finally shut up then
Short of putting you behind the wheel, there’s nothing left for you here
Verse 3:
Yeah, about taking the wheel, here comes the gangsters who flex their muscles
Quit talking boy; I know you, you’re blind at best
I’ll eat Testo for breakfast, sleep on the weight bench
And I’ll fuck your mother at the registrar’s office
Gn-gn-gn-gn-gnarly, yeah? At eight, I’ll buy some blow
I would have been a bum, look grandpa I’m laughing my ass off
I’m staying a new kid on the block
And I don’t fucking care about your demo tape
Stop it now; you’re fucking with our minds
I’m staying the hardened criminal who gives a fuck
I’ve said it before; I’ll knock you back to the sixties
I’ve said it before that you’re all a bunch of dicks
Two men haven’t lost anything at a candle-light dinner
I stay the king, king; I stay the boss, boss
And I think the name Tweedle Dum fits you well¹°
You’re the ones who threw that boomerang, so fuck you
King Bushido, EGJ rich boys ¹¹
Refrain
Sorry guys, but you people can’t rap
Thought you could target me?
Keep on talking about dicks man, ‘cause you know them the best, man
This gangster takes action
Would you finally shut up then
Short of putting you behind the wheel, there’s nothing left for you here