I got a girl named Bony Moronie
She's as skinny as a stick of macaroni
Ought to see her rock and roll with her blue jeans on
She's not very fat, just skin and bone
But I love her, she loves me
Oh how happy, now we can be
Making love underneath the apple tree
I told her mama and her papa too
Just exactly what I want to do
I want to get married on a night in June
And rock and roll by the light of a silvery moon
But I love her, she loves me
Oh how happy, now we can be
Making love underneath the apple tree
She's my one and only, she's my heart's desire
She's a real up setter, she's a real live wire
Everybody turns when my baby walks by
She's so good looking, really catches the eye
But I love her, she loves me
Oh how happy, now we can be
Making love underneath the apple tree
But I love her, she loves me
Oh how happy, now we can be
Making love underneath the apple tree