When some parents dare
to hit their kids,
then I would like…
When Jan doesn’t taste the food
and chucks it away,
then I would like…
When nothing works at a party
because everyone is drunk,
then I would like…
When Hanni messes around the first night
without a condom, then I would like…
Refrain:
Then I would like to be a bomb and simply explode,
When all the people scream “Help!” then something would happen.
Sometimes I would like to burst with a loud bang,
And everything that is not right would fall to pieces.
I call on you at night,
you don’t go ahead,
then I would like…
When I have to see
you give Achim a kiss,
then I would like…
When you don’t like my butt,
but only my money,
then I would like…
When I am totally loving to you,
and you say, “That’s just an urge!”
then I would like…
Refrain
I won’t let myself be defused just to please you.
No, sometimes I want to burst onto everyone!
If something gets on your nerves and drives you crazy,
then you will be a bomb that dangerously ticks!
You smear a hollow Nazi slogan on the wall,
then I would like…
When you call someone a “Kanacke”1 because you can’t understand his speech,
then I would like…
When you want to hit everyone in the face and are quite brown in the head,2
then I would like…
When you shave your head and march in lockstep,
then I would like…
Refrain
1. Derogatory name for people of Turkish descent2. I translated this literally, but I think it's an idiom. Help, please.