僕が白人だったら [Boku Ga Hakujin Dattara] [English translation]

If I were a white, with a long legs and boots

I will kick the floor

saying I love Beatles

eating fish and chips

I will go Amsterdam on weekends

bringing many friends, rats, ducks, bears

dogs, mice, in a cadillac

with a girl with white skin and red hair, everyday would be a party

If I were a white, I will run chicks in a yard

in halloween pumpkin pies and

chocolate cakes I will bake

to the office in merry-go-round

to the school in a roller coaster

I will go, to the church every weekends

I'll clean everything, everything

with a girl with white skin and red hair, everyday would be a party

with a girl with white skin and red hair, everyday would be a party