You're like other girls
(I wouldn't say so...)
You like to have fun and smile a lot.
(Ah, it's like that!)
And though you have a hundred different faults,
(How many?)
The weirdest thing is:
(What?)
That you're afraid of mice - (ho ho ho!)
Isn't it funny? So funny!
But you're afraid of mice - (ho ho ho!)
More than most people! Than most people!
You're very afraid of mice;
No one knows it. Right, no one knows!
That you're afraid of mice, (ho ho ho!)
Though it's so embarrassing! Oh, so embarrassing!
This shouldn't surprise anyone.
(Oh no, no, no.)
Everyone has weaknesses, after all.
(You do too.)
But the funny thing is -
(What?)
You're still scared of mice!
(What?)
Well, cause you're afraid of mice. (ho ho ho!)
Isn't it funny? So funny!
But you're afraid of mice - (ho ho ho!)
More than most people! Than most people!
You're very afraid of mice;
No one knows it. Right, no one knows!
That you're afraid of mice, (ho ho ho!)
Though it's so embarrassing! Oh, so embarrassing!
That you're afraid of mice,
Though it's so embarrassing! Oh, so embarrassing!