The meteorological center reported at lunch:
“There won't be good weather, good weather is no more.” 1
I called “09”,2they reported me what’s the time,
I don’t believe them, not the fuck, not the fuck.
And the journalists all lie again,
just like little children.
I need the newspaper only,
when I’m in the toilet.
1. A play on words. I tried to keep it the Russian way. Normally it should be translated as “Weather will be bad, weather is bad.”2. Telephone number of information center of Moscow City Telephone Network.