Blurred Lines lyrics

This song totally sucks

This song totally sucks

Hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey, woo

Hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey, woo

Come over here if you want to get raped

By a creepy wannabe Timberlake

Maybe I’m going deaf

Or maybe, I’m just high

But 'no' means 'yes' in my mind

This song totally sucks

This song and video will make you wanna take a

Knife that is really dull and shove it in your trachea

So overhyped, it’s absurd

Makes me seem like a huge perv

Because you are a huge perv

And now it’s time for stupid hashtags

Than say my last name it’s extremely lame

Here’s what they should say

I’m a douchebag who thinks he’s so smooth

Everyone’s dancing except me, I’m way too cool

I’m going blind, that’s my excuse when

I am accused of molesting women 'cause I’m a scumbag

Who wrote this concept?

Nothing happening makes any damn sense

There’s a car on your butt

Now let’s watch T.I. dance like a dirty old man

Who just shit in his pants

I really want to fuck this goat

Now here’s a crappy, hey, hey, hey, woo

Attempt at funny, what rhymes with funny?

A lot of stuff idiot

What the hell’s wrong with this blonde girl

Humping a stuffed dog?

Could this video get any more wrong?

Hey come here girl

I have a big D

If a guy has to say that it means it’s small and diseased

You just got your ass served

Somebody please tell me

What the hell am I doing with this vid, I mean

Went from rapping on tracks about the streets

To brushing white chicks’ hair like a total creep

And what the hell’s with Pharrell’s outfit?

He look like he from outer space in this silver shit

This video’s wack and this song’s overplayed

Come on dude, stop hashtagging your name

Robin you asshole

I’m preggo with your baby

Even though I said no

You knocked me up anyway

But the lines were blurred

They totally weren’t

You’re just a bastard

Ok, that’s enough, Everyone freeze

Who the hell is this shmuck?

I’m a hashtag cop

This hashtag abuse is against the law

I’m not kidding

Someone turn that shit off

I am warning you, stop or I will shoot

Okay, that’s it dude

Pharrell, hands up

What the hell did I do?

You’re under arrest

For what?

For soliciting goat sex

Put your hands behind your head

Thicke, you are dead

Who the fuck is this dude?

This is my daughter

You got her preggers

Time to meet my fist jerk

What the hell?

Payback's a bitch