I have learned an awful plan
Together we can stop it
Ooh, an awful, dreadful plan
But you and I can top it
I know what the thieves will do
It is up to me and you
As they steal the jewels and crowns
We'll blow the whistle on those clowns
First they will approach the guards
And cause a big distraction
Ooh, as they approach the guards
The thieves will take their action
Cut the wire, all around
Then alarms will never sound
As they steal the jewels and crowns
We'll blow the whistle on those clowns
We can expose them, oh yes we can
We'll put an end, to their dreadful awful plan
They'll set off a bomb of smoke
Causing coughs and wheezing
Ooh, a bomb of thick black smoke
It will not be pleasing
That is when they'll grab the gems
Make their exit by the dams
As they steal the jewels and crowns
We'll blow the whistle on those clowns
We can stop this awful plan
With a little scheming
Ooh, we'll stop this awful plan
And leave the robbers steaming
We will catch them in the act
With their pockets fully packed
As they steal the jewels and crowns
We'll blow the whistle on those clowns
We can expose them
Oh yes we can
We'll put and end
To their dreadful awful plan