Oh Lord, who art on high
Who has made the blades of grass and the little tiny things that creep therein
That hath made the cricked bats, who has made hankies and who has made
All things
Bless thou, these people from Motörhead
That they may so verily endow the people of this planet with pleasure and enjoyment
That yea, they may verily increase fourfold
Their already large sums of loot and enable them here in this life to purchase maybe one other pair of trousers each
Oh Lord, thou who has seen the trouserless and had compassion
Look down upon them, thank You