[Chorus 1]
Black velveteen
Simple and clean
Oh what a bad machine
[Chorus 2]
Black velveteen
Supple and lean
The 21st century dream
[Verse 1]
Ready to please
Free from disease
She's waiting on her knees
It's not a sin
Titanium skin
Just take her for a spin
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[Chorus 2]
[Verse 2]
Nice piece of kit
Electronic clit
Just sit down for a fit
Ready to trip
A guarantee hit
She's all you ever wished
[Chorus 3]
Black velveteen don't give a damn she'll do dishes
Black velveteen knows all the night spots in France
Black velveteen's cat smells like strawberry kittens
Black velveteen always is ready to dance
She's ready to