My girlfriend's gone like Checks from America
Horniness makes me become a part time choleric person
Freedom doesn't help me on now
I ask myself what am I supposed to do with that much leisure time
I bought crisps and watched TV
Boxing VIPs, cooking, in the jungle and be in labour
I know 9 live is classified shit
I didn't care I called them 300 times
Now the money's gone - that's not normal
The GEZ guy wants Beckmanns pension in cash
And I realize - my life is once again like soap
That slips through hands while other's battle for my arse
In old times I used to be able to press the cheeks together
This time fate has a enormous boner
I need to pee and I'm waiting for a sign
I don't want to fight, can you please hand me the axe
Man!!
Please please please - please please please
Please please please - please please please
Please please please - please please please
Please please please please please please please
I live on butts and coffee
Am rolling spliffs like the monkey
Everyday the same like a broken record
The skin pale, on the head a successful trim
On the lung a shadow and a chafed cock
For I sweat in the bed, around me to-do lists
1000 plans for hits, things I should do
Sweeping and airing, consumption of fruits
I collect gold on the hips, grow man boobs
Plan B: Nah - not that I know of
More likely tooth ache, plan C is history
This is a sign, you need to understand that
And please please please hand me the axe, man!!
Please please please - please please please
Please please please - please please please
Please please please - please please please
Please please please please please please please
Please please come, here is engine "drölf" (Hello?)
In the galaxy it's extremly cloudy right now
And I'm still up here because you've forgotten me here
Someone suddenly shouted: "come we'll fly to Cologne!"
When I was alone out there, going for little astronauts
I saw directely in front of me the rocket vamoose
diving into the white light of the stars, in the believe that
the people on earth need them, shit happens
and it sounds crazy but I need to go back cuz I
have a new concept and it's incredibly easy to sell,
with huge sponsors who are still promoting on the last gig in outer space
and show him then outside
and have got it made, only one is applauding loudly
in the breaks, only sick beats to swig
Eyyy - Hello? The signal is lost - everything sounds
choppy - report and say if it's working