BiTrektual lyrics

[Trekkie]

Live long and prosper if you're one of us!

[Star Wars Fan]

May the force be with you

Unless that phrase don't fit you

[Trekkie]

Forever we have been at odds

[SW Fan]

'cause you're a drooling trekkie!

[Trekkie]

Says the Lucas lakkie!

[both]

Whatever!

[Trekkie]

We are out at space the last frontier

Seeking life that's new and strange out here

A new civilization in the great beyond

Boldly going where no one has gone

[SW Fan]

Our tale is better in every way!

In a galaxy far, far, away!

A great adventure happened a long, long, time ago

But then i don't suppose that you would know!

[Trekkie]

We have rayguns we call Phasers!

[SW Fan]

We have blasters AND lightsabers!

[Trekkie]

We have ships that fly at warp!

[SW Fan]

Yeah..it's called Hyperspace you dorks!

[Trekkie]

We got the Mugato and you have got Ewoks

[SW Fan]

Well a guy who plays with Tribbles shouldn't talk!

[Trekkie]

Oh, come on lets not fight! it's so unintellectual!

How 'bout we join sides and be Bitrektual?

[Sw Fan]

....that's disgusting...

[Trekkie]

Yeah..forget i mentioned it

Klingons shooting at our starboard side

We got a hull breech on the Enterprise

We drifted to the Neutral zone and we're on the wrong side

We need a wormhole to make it out alive

[SW Fan]

On the moon of Yagans where we hide

We're having trouble with the Hyperdrive

This planet keeps on spinning and the Death Star's now in sight

We hope the rebels take it out in time

Oh, come on lets not fight! it's so unintellectual!

How 'bout we join sides and be Bitrektual?

[Trekkie]

Would't it be nice? And so much more effectual?

To put our cares aside and be Bitrektual?

[SW Fan]

Think how awesome it would be!

A team up with John, Luke, and Leia

[Trekkie]

Kirk and Chewey save the day!

Blowing up a bird of pray!

[SW Fan]

Han and spock the set a net

To trap the Borgh and Boba Fett

[Trekkie]

While 3PO and Data

Raid a Tie Fighter to capture Vader!

[Both]

Luke and Worf get into it!

And blow the death star into bits!

[Trekkie]

And then we throw the tribbles into the Sarlacc pit!

[SW Fan]

And then we kick the Ewoks into it!

[Trekkie]

Live long and prosper so say we all!

[SW Fan]

Wait....what?

May the force be with you

May the timelords keep you!

[Trekkie]

Forever! We can Babylon!

[SW Fan]

There's no use debating!

The Star Gate's waiting!

Oh, come on lets not fight! it's so unintellectual!

How 'bout we join sides and be Bitrektual?

So let's take the advice of an Asian Homosexual!

Lets put our cares aside and be Bitrektual!

Hell i wanna be Sci-Fi Multi-Trektual!

[Trekkie]

Live long and prosper!

[SW Fan]

May the force be with you!

[Trekkie]

NEVER GIVE UP! NEVER SURRENDER!

[SW Fan]

Uh... to infinity and beyond!

[Trekkie]

You....are ridiculous