Billions of Beautiful Boys lyrics

There are billions of beautiful boys in the world

But all I want is two

I could float through the air with the greatest of ease

With just one perfect partner on each of my knees

Picture you and you upon a knee apiece

Enjoying tea for three

And three on the aisle

And three cigarettes in the dark

In our elegant triplex on Third Avenue

Floating high above Trinity Park, we’ve a view

Of the Triborough Bridge

Triple sec in the fridge

And a loo that is truly divine

For it’s rub-a-dub-dub

In a three-corner tub

With the towels marked “his”, “his” and “mine.”

I’d adore to go soaring too high in the sky

In a trimotor plane with a guy and a guy

But I ask for no more

Than to gaze into four eyes of blue

In a cottage for three

Only four eyes of blue

In a one-bedroom cottage for three with you two

That’s for me!