Best Band in the Universe lyrics

Now I'm about to introduce myself

Cause you clearly have good taste

We are a heavy fucking metal band

From outer fucking space

Our drummer is a fucking alien

Our guitarist's a machine

And they're about to play the sickest riff

You've ever fucking seen

We're from the future

We're super cool

We live forever

We break the rules

Ten-thousand light-years

Here to proclaim

We're here to rock and roll

You know our name

We're the best band in the universe

Rock so hard it fucking hurts

Everybody else is worse

Best band in the universe

Best band in the universe

Rock so hard you'll fucking burst

We invented music first

Best band in the universe

The horn player make you bust a move

You just can't handle it

The bassist plays such a disgusting groove

You'll take a fucking shit

I'm waking up at the crack of dawn

Just to do two things

I write really fucking kick-ass songs

And then I fucking sing

We're from the future

We're super cool

We live forever

We break the rules

Ten-thousand light-years

Here to proclaim

We're here to rock and roll

You know our name

We're the best band in the universe

Rock so hard it fucking hurts

Everybody else is worse

Best band in the universe

Best band in the universe

Rock so hard you'll fucking burst

We invented music first

Best band in the universe

"And now, to take this song to the next level

We've gone back in time

To planet earth in the year 2021

To bring you a special guest

He saved the galaxy once before with the power of rock and roll

And I believe that he can do it again

Right here, right now

He's finally here

The moment you've all been waiting for

Get ready for the one and only

Ninja Brian!"