I was twelve when I met love
A girl as they are no longer found
With birch face and two blue pupils
Bernarda was her name, she was twenty-one years old
I played the ladies' man but she scorned me
And, beautiful and disturbing, she only said to me:
"For certain things you are not of age
Go, kid, go back to mom "
It was then that my intelligence
Decided to resort to science
"I will hibernate Bernarda to keep her fresh
She remains the same and meanwhile I grow up
And when I am twenty years old I will dishibernate her
And then I'll want to see if she says no
The more love you delay, the more it resembles a bonfire
So I will hibernate this Bernarda"
I found a good excuse to lure her into the house
Some latin homework that I didn't know how to do
And she came to help me early in the morning
I hit her in the head, took her by the arm
I put her on ice in daddy's fridge
She seemed to be asleep, the beautiful frozen girl
And closing the fridge I looked at her
Then I smiled at her and greeted her
Ten years passed and, thank goodness
Finally came the day of the thaw
I dishibernated Bernarda with the jet of fresh water
As cod and sardine that is in the Genepesca
However, contracted and freezes in its beauty
There was no longer a trace of sensitivity
And instead of hugging me, Bernarda, without love
He gave me a black eye and left
So teenagers know how to wait
When you are toothless the bread is hard to chew
We must go slowly, therefore it is confirmed
You can't hibernate Bernarda (oh no)
You can't hibernate Bernarda (oh no)
You can't hibernate Bernarda (oh no)