Look, who is walking straight toward you, as if in day dream:
A fly bird in the zoo park, [an] orchid in a pee stream;
Wearing huge black diamonds, [and] bird's furs not to miss,
She's capable of so few things but she's quite skilled in this.
For she is so smart, and she's so refined,
She's read about all she needs, of that I am sure in my mind;
And she goes out hunting [early], all dressed in colored silks, never mind...
Safeguard your male tool.
Her downtown apartment overlooks [the] Central Park;
She goes out every evening to delight ]the[ eyes in the dark.
She keeps her kittens chained and her husbands in a jar;
She's [an] excellent sharpshooter in [the] groin from afar;
But she is so smart, and she's so refined,
She's read about all she needs, of that I am sure in my mind;
And she goes out hunting [early], all dressed in colored silks, never mind...
Safeguard your male tool!