Überdosis Fremdscham [English translation]

Hello, hello Uncle Doctor

I have a huge problem

Yes man, it's really the absolute horror

No day passes without me feeling ashamed for someone else

Yes then cold shudder runs down my back

And the toenails break in two

And I have to shudder all over

And I just want to be somewhere else

And that's why I ask you: Don't you have anything against it?

Some kind of pills which could change it

Because if it goes on like this, I get the jitters

That I will soon die because of an overdosis of vicarious embarrassment

I say yo, these are the strongest anxiety states

Man, I can't concentrate on anything anymore

So many people have a dignity as small as a pea

And I fear that they confrontate me with it

On the street, in the disco and on TV

All the time embarassing situations

And there's nothing in the world you want more

But a remote control or a hole in the ground

And that's why I ask you: Don't you have anything against it?

Some kind of pills which could change it

Because if it goes on like this, I get the jitters

That I will soon die because of an overdosis of vicarious embarrassment

Feng Shui, Yoha and all of this

I have tried it and checked it

I even bathed in Sagrotan

But this d*mn sh*t would not go away!