The fridge is empty, also the piggy-bank,
I have for weeks no schnitzel in my tummy.
The last check is gone, I'm not liquid,
at the bank I don't get any loan anyway!
Yesterday also my mother disinherits me
and the executor stands before my door.
By one word - situation's fatal.
There's only one way out: a bank robbery
Ba-ba-bank robbery ...
The evil is always and everywhere!
Ba-ba-bank robbery ...
On my head a stocking from Palmers
I stand in front of the bank and say: "Let's rob it!"
With the finger in the coat instead of a gun.
I can see no blood, so I gotta bluff!
I shout: "Hands up! This is a robbery!
And if you're not willing, there will be a riot!"
A granny turns over and says: "Young man!
Get in line at the end!
Ba-ba-bank robbery ...
The evil is always and everywhere!
Ba-ba-bank robbery ...
After half a hour it's finally my turn,
I've got a stiff finger from that stupid waiting.
I say: "Now or never, give me that Mary!"
The cashier looks at me and asks: "What do you have?"
I say: "Hunger and thirst and not a buck,
I'm the evil cash emptier!"
The cashier says: "No! What do you think?"
"Well", I say, "so I'll pay something in!"
Ba-ba-bank robbery ...
The evil is always and everywhere!
Ba-ba-bank robbery ...