Original Version
Clyde Flynn: Arg, arg, arg, arg, this is the Ballad of Badbeard!
Arg, arg, arg, arg, This is the Ballad of Badbeard!
Clyde, Phineas, Isabella, Baljeet and Buford: Arg, arg, arg, arg, this is the Ballad of Badbeard
Revamped Version
Phineas: Avast, me 'arties!
We're sailing for the Isle of Spleen,
To search for the Treasure of Badbeard!
Holly: I'm feeling sick.
Gretchen: You're looking green.
All: We search for the Treasure of Badbeard!
Buford: We'll plunder and pillage
Baljeet: And do some math
Ferb: And all refuse to take a bath
Isabella: We seek adventure and romance
Baljeet: I'm running out of underpants!
All but Ferb: There's ghosts who haunt the cave, and worse:
Talking Skull: It's guarded by a pirate's curse!
Candace: Why do my nostrils whisper to me?
All: Arg, arg, arg, arg, This is the Ballad of Badbeard!
Arg, arg, arg, arg, This is the Ballad of Badbeard!