Bad Girl Once [Soccer Mom Now] lyrics

I almost got raped in San Bernadino, was wanted in New Orleans

Went all the way with a jerk in New Jersey

I still taste his tongue in my dreams

These are secrets that when coming to the surface one should disavow

I was a bad girl once

I'm a soccer mom now

Stole some stuff from a church in Indiana on a Kerouac/Cassady fling

Spent the night on a bathroom floor in Venice, tequila-induced vomiting

And there are sexual details I can't reveal

My mother'd have a cow

I was a bad girl once

I'm a soccer mom now

I wasn't a junkie, I wasn't a whore

There were a couple of things I missed

But if you see me slammin' the Volvo door

Drive up in your convertible, I'm still subvertable and

Blow me a kiss, ya-ya

Spent two days and two nights in a house somebody took me two

Smokin' opium laced with cocaine

These strangers we became soul brothers and sister

Now I don't even remember their names

It's a wonder that I made it here and all I can say is somehow

I was a bad girl once

I'm as good as gold now

I was a bad girl once

Gracefully gettin' old now

I was a bad girl, bad girl once

I can still be bold

Though I'm a proper soccer mom now

I'm a soccer mom

I'm a soccer mom now

I'm a soccer mom

I'm a soccer mom now

I'm a soccer mom