[Intro]
I say yeah, yeah, yeah, you're the most beautiful woman in the world
And no, it's okay if you order that too
You'll have that house, if you like it
I don't trust myself not to say it - I'm scared
'Cause my chick is so bad, so bad, so bad
My chick is so bad, so bad, so bad
My chick is so bad
[Verse 1]
Ey no matter the time, I'm always too late
The guy on the sofa who's always asleep
Who's always yawning and always just lost
Ey boys, I'm sorry - was time to mention
Remember I visited that woman last month
We went to eat, had a rendezvous
In any case, she's my girlfriend now
And whenever I'm sleeping over I don't close my eyes
But not for the sex - I'm scared (of her)
'Cause she bullies me and says you're coming (over)
And then she tells me about some group
And that I can't get away because everyone knows
She says let's be a couple
I'd like to run, but she locks me up
And I'm her Ken in this fairy tale
Please, please fall asleep first tonight
Shit, everything's just about you
Angelina, Brad Pitt, boys believe me I'm scared
[Hook]
'Cause my chick is so bad, so bad, so bad
My chick is so bad, so bad, so bad
My chick is so bad, so bad, so bad
My chick is so bad, so bad, so bad
My chick is so bad
[Verse 2]
She's so bad, ey, she robs my gas tank
Doesn't want me to go - empties my bank
Always sets my alarm three hours late
Ey, you have to believe me this shit's for real
She has my cell phone and won't give it back
No, don't call it - it's blocked
On top of everything she's auctioned off the Mac
I think that's the reason you haven't reached me
And yeah, I missed my flight
But in the meantime I'm sitting pretty in jail
So recently I'm hanging alone in her apartment
And the cops bust in and say "We're looking for something"
I say "That's great, I'm locked in here
I think her name's Janine and I don't know more
And everything you find here, that belongs to her"
But sadly the guy from the agency doesn't believe me
Shit, thirty kilo coke, even though I don't even smoke
Boys believe me, I'm scared
[Hook]
[Phone call]
"Yeah?"
- "Uhh, you still asleep?"
"Me, or what?"
- "Oh man, you can't be serious, dude. It's fucked that you're always late."
"Hey wait a minute, you won't believe me, but last night, insane. You know the girl from the... oh, no, you don't, it doesn't matter, anyway..."
- "Ugh always with the stupid excuses, some girl, you always make up this crap."
"But hey wait a minute she does exist! Why should I make her up?"
- "First the dog ran away, then you missed the bus..."
"Yeah I know, those stories were made up, but THIS one is really true man!"
- "Every normal person can be on time..."
"Yeah but, dude she changed my alarm!"
- "Wow, seriously..."
"I can't help it if she sets my alarm from nine to... ten... or to eleven."
- "Ugh, please just grow up."