Bad Blood Parody lyrics

This song is all about Katy

Because that dumb bitch betrayed me

Taylor you psycho don't blame me

For the fact you're freaking crazy!

To tell the truth I'd rather be back

On the mean streets of Compton selling crackheads crack (Crackheads crack)

Than be rapping on this generic lame pop track

(Lame pop track)

About how Katy jacked some dancers from Tay that's whack

I had three great back-up dancers

Who danced on my tour

Then Katy stole all them

God I hate that bitch screw her!

You sound like a baby

That's not a big deal

Plus Katy didn't steal she just offered them a job

Tay that's for real

I've run out of men

To write about so it is

Katy's turn!

Hey why is this song called "Bad Blood"?

Because Taylor's on her period

Stop discussing my mensuration

Or I'll shoot you both with my gun! (Hey!)

I'm so sensitive

'Cause it's always my period

That's why I named my last album "Red"

And why I can't keep a boyfriend! (Hey!)

The original

Version of this song sucked so

I got Kendrick

This video it kinda blows

It's just a bunch of cameos

I made all my famous friends pose

To boost my music vid ego! (Hey!)

This song and vid represent

Strong female empowerment

That's B.S. it is so evident

You only put this catty song out to get revenge

I'm a feminist

Please trick

Feminists do not dis chicks

Okay, fine, Kendrick, I'll admit it

(Hoo...)

I want to kill that

"Dark Horse" bitch!

Katy, me and my famous friends

Are gonna kick your fat rear end

Hey Taylor, John Mayer said

That you're like a dead fish in bed!

Bitch you got no class

And now I'm gonna murder your ass

You skinny skank don't make me laugh

Okay, sharks lets take out the trash!

--VIDEO--

Haha!

Oh my god, my peroid.

It's-it's finally over

Katy, I'm so sorry.

Can we just put all this behond us and be friends again?

Oh, Taylor I wish we could, I really do

But I have some news for you...

My peroid just started!!