Babysitting Is A Bum Deal lyrics

[Singers:]

Here is the tale of a babysitting job,

the baby is something of a snob,

[Stewie:]

Oh, go fuck yourselves

[Singers:]

So listen very closely, and you'll find

that what they say is not the same as what's on their minds

[Haylie:]

Aren't you a cute little boy

[Haylie's Thoughts:]

look at that melon shaped head

[Stewie:]

Having you here is a joy

[Stewie's Thoughts:]

and in an hour you'll be dead

[Haylie:]

Sit on my knee

[Haylie's Thoughts:]

please don't go poo

[Stewie:]

Nice place to be

[Stewie's Thoughts:]

This one's for you

[Both:]

Babysitting is a bum deal

[Haylie:]

Why don't we watch Will & Grace

[Thought:]

Jesus, do I need a smoke

[Stewie:]

Jack puts a smile on my face

[Thought:]

oh, what a surprise, a gay joke

[Haylie:]

I like your house

[Thought:]

the ceiling has cracks

[Stewie:]

I like your blouse

[Thought:]

Miss TJ Maxx

[Both:]

Babysitting is a bum deal

[Singers:]

So they sat as time went by

[Haylie:]

slowly as time could go

[Singers:]

the baby blarred, and softly cursed

[Stewie:]

cause her lips, and her skirt, and her shoes,

and her hair made her look like a hoe

[Haylie:]

Time for your bottle my sweet

[Thought:]

This little brat smells like piss

[Stewie:]

alway's a succulent treat

[Thought:]

while I suck that, you suck this

[Haylie:]

Aren't you a sight

[Thought:]

look at him drool

[Stewie:]

you're a delight

[Thought:]

Damn you, you fool

[Both:]

Babysitting is a bum deal

[Singers:]

The diaper change was quite a job

[Haylie:]

the grossest I've ever seen

[Singers:]

The baby smiled and took a breath

[Stewie:]

and I grunted and pooped out a poop,

that looked something like Matthew Modine

[Haylie:]

someday you might meet a girl

[Thought:]

yeah, she's gonna be your right hand

[Stewie:]

Maybe it's you my sweet pearl

[Thought:]

darling, i'd rather fuck sand

[Haylie:]

Have a good night

[Thought:]

you little creep

[Stewie:]

Have a good night

[Thought:]

Die in your sleep

[Both:]

Babysitting is a bum deal

Babysitting is a bum deal