If I drove a truck
And I were a waitress
And I ordered coffee
And I poured you some
Then you'd stop by on your way sometime later
And if we arm-wrestled
I'd say that you won
Ai-eeee, my baby, ride easy
Ride high in the saddle all day
If your lovin' is good
And your cookin' ain't greasy
Hitch up the chuck wagon and we'll ride away
If I were a winsome pale señorita
And I a bullfighter, down in the sand
While the band kept on playing that Old Paso Doble
I'd throw you a flower
Would you take my hand?
Ai-eeee, my baby, ride easy
Ride high in the saddle all day
If your lovin' is good
And your cookin' ain't greasy
Hitch up the chuck wagon and we'll ride away
If I ran the country
Yeah, I'd be your First Lady
And fix up the White House while you were away
Waitin' while I'm passing time with world leaders
And later together alone we might lay
Ai-eeee, my baby, ride easy
Ride high in the saddle all day
If your lovin' is good
And your cookin' ain't greasy
Hitch up the chuck wagon and we'll ride away
Ai-eeee, my baby, ride easy
Ride high in the saddle all day
If your lovin' is good
And your cookin' ain't greasy
Hitch up the chuck wagon and we'll ride away
Hitch up the chuck wagon and we'll ride away
Hitch up the chuck wagon and we'll ride away
Hitch up the chuck wagon
Hitch up the chuck wagon
Hitch up the chuck wagon and we'll ride away