Авто-Мат [Avto-mat] [English translation]

If the buffer has kissed the hood

If the front end is dented in from this (crash)

If the buffer broke the front left indicator

It's time to abide by the old rule (1)

If you ran a red light

When your face hit the asphalt

Someone cut into your lane, to no surprise

And again you hear the same old litany:

"By the three prop shafts, and three cylinders

By the carburator, by the cross, by your mother!

When the traffic cop pulls up in front of you

And has you pull over

Writes you a ticket, for your hard-earned money

You immediately hear the threefold "Automat"

When your brakes failed

When the granny fell, but you didn't even hit her

She climbed herself under your wheels, damnit!

Again the old story unfolds by the road:

"By the three prop shafts, and three cylinders

By the carburator, by the cross, by your mother!

(INTERLUDE)

When a heavy truck just overtook you

And your soul just went to hell

And because of you, the driver got ten years

Then behind the bars, you can hear the loud "Automat"

When your front end hit that guy's trailer

And your crankshaft is stuck right in his ass

Such a commotion I saw in the coffin

You better leave some curses, no offense!

"By the three prop shafts, and three cylinders

By the carburator, the cross, by your mother!

"By the three prop shafts, and three cylinders

By the carburator, the cross, by your mother!

"By the three prop shafts, and three cylinders

By the carburator, the cross, by your mother!

By the three popes, by the trinity

By the cross, the soul, the spleen, the heart, your mother!