I have neither sorrows nor lovers,
so I don't suffer from any setback,
I get even with everyone,
since I don't play, I neither win nor lose.
I have neither too much nor too little,
since I don't speak my mind, I don't commit mistakes,
and since I don't set any goal,
I've never known what a failure is.
Happiness and sadness, they're the same to me,
'cause I don't care about feels,
because in the angle of life,
I've chosen to be the bisector.
Ohhh, that's how I am,
ohhh, that's how I am,
ohhh, that's how I am,
ohhh, that's how I am.
I don't get involved with my partner,
therefore I don't suffer when I get dumped,
I've never loved anybody seriously,
so I never cry at funerals.
There's no problem if I don't make any move,
so I don't give a fuck about anything,
and I'm not burning with indecision,
if "should I stay" or "should I go".
"Out of sight, out of mind"
said once a blind cuckold man,
and I'm not like Hamlet Pérez,
I don't care at all if to be or not to be.
Ohhh, that's how I am,
ohhh, that's how I am,
ohhh, that's how I am,
ohhh, that's how I am.
Some may say "Oh! how insensitive!" (oh! how insensitive),
others may say "so dull and lame" (c'mon Roberto),
and those words are taken away by the wind,
since I don't listen, I just don't care.
I'm neither up nor down,
I won't improve or get worse now,
and since I never start anything,
I don't get excited about getting anything done.
Ohhh, that's how I am,
ohhh, that's how I am,
ohhh, that's how I am,
ohhh, that's how I am,
(that's) ohhh, that's how I am,
(that's) ohhh, that's how I am,
(that's) ohhh, that's how I am.