Let's all gather at time square
and let's all say a prayer
to Walter Disney And Mike Tyson
At Madison Square Garden
And then the lights came on
In the middle of the night
What i should do with my life
How i should spend my time
I'll be a stock broker and get me a wife
have the diamonds cut
have the diamonds
And Jesus said there's a girl's best friend
And hell they'll last forever
And Jesus said now take her hand
And raise this harlot's bastard sun
And then the lights...
And afterwards we'll all go to hell
When the money's all spent
When the money's all gone
There'll be a place for us in heaven's gate
Waiting for us on lay away
And then the lights...
And oh what a pity the world's no white
Oh what a shame I don't have blue eyes
God must have been a color blind
If I made the world it would be all white