Ария Василисы Прекрасной [Ariya Vasilisy Prekrasnoy] [English translation]

Vanya, come to me. Koschei is pissing me off

I can't stand it anymore.

Vanya, I want you. It's boring without you

It makes me want to howl like a wolf

Vanya, I can't hold on any longer

I want to fuck, I have no more patience

But with you, only with you

You have a really big one!

Yesterday, Koschei came by. I wanted to do it once with him

He couldn't even do it once, that asshole

Looks like that asshole is saving it

Maybe in that thing is his death

Vanya, come here already

And chop off his cursed dick!

(Narrative Part)

Finally, our good Ivan arrived,

Came up to Koschei's castle, yelling: "Come out, asshole!"

And Koschei came before him, and he said to Vanya

Hey, you crossed the boundaries into my territory!

Ivan came up to him, took out his sword

sawed-off shotgun, and revolver

And after downing a glass of vodka,

he uttered the following speech...