My eyes open up at eleven, early at noon
I send a "Good morning" to the world via Twitter,
Yawn in front of the mirror, put my hand in front of my mouth,
Say "Good morning, beloved Worry",
But I don't get any answer
Toothpaste with fruit flavour
My mom already prepared breakfast, I sit at the table
I quickly check my missed calls
And enjoy my mom's pancakes
'Cause mom is the best, I check my SMS
Nice new messages from my ex on 'WhatsApp'
Haters gonna hate, but who cares about that?
I deinstalled the alarm clock on my iPhone, yeah
I gurgle Listerine after my meal
Life is a bitch, but the bitch is in love with me
'Cause by the time I smoke my first fag,
Most people are already having lunch break
I say "Ah, yeah", good that you ask
Things go wonderfully for me, I do whatever I want
Free time is in, working is out
My stomach is full, and so is my piggy bank
I say "Ah, yeah", good that you ask
Things go wonderfully for me, I do whatever I want
Free time is in, working is out
My stomach is full, and so is my piggy bank
Ah, I fill up the bathtub,
Wonder whether I should do my hair up today
German rappers are busy collecting rainwater,
But Shindy eats some Häagen-Dazs with almonds in it
My iPhone is ringing, but I'm shopping at the moment, bitch
Ask me anything, except what day of the week this is
Many people have to work, pinstriped suit
There's only one appointment on my calendar,
And it goes "Hairdresser"
I drink a cappuccino with a friend every day,
Light up a fag and dial Bushido's number,
Explain him that I'm writing texts as I speak
And that my head is smoking,
And I hope he believes that junk
Bitches are busy texting, sending SMSs, they annoy me
Mom lets it ring shortly when my meal is ready
And then I slowly grow tired again,
I find the way back to my bed
And watch a whole series of 'Breaking Bad' on TV, ah
I say "Ah, yeah", good that you ask
Things go wonderfully for me, I do whatever I want
Free time is in, working is out
My stomach is full, and so is my piggy bank
I say "Ah, yeah", good that you ask
Things go wonderfully for me, I do whatever I want
Free time is in, working is out
My stomach is full, and so is my piggy bank
I say "Ah, yeah", good that you ask
Things go wonderfully for me, I do whatever I want
Free time is in, working is out
My stomach is full, and so is my piggy bank
[Instrumental]
I say "Ah, yeah", good that you ask
Things go wonderfully for me, I do whatever I want
Free time is in, working is out
My stomach is full, and so is my piggy bank
I say "Ah, yeah", good that you ask
Things go wonderfully for me, I do whatever I want
Free time is in, working is out
My stomach is full, and so is my piggy bank