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Annabelle, oh Annabelle,
You're such a wonderful intellectual
I love you to death with all your negative gloss
Your elitism's wonderfully ruinous
Annabelle, oh Annabelle
You're so wonderfully unconventional
I bet you now, oh would you please
Bring my wonderful world down unto its knees
I used to be caught up In my male vocation
But Annabelle has stretched my imagination
And this expansion of consciousness
Proved a wonderful gain, but I digress
Since I slept by her bed, right obediently
I am progressing marvelously
Going bit by bit, shure I ain't no laze
Taking two steps a time, and falling right on my face
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With my own car in former times, I did OK
And I brushed my teeth two times a day
A few pants and some pocket money I called mine
Today I blush, I used to be such a philistine
Since I met Annabelle my shoes have no more soles
My clothes are still at the dry cleaner's i've been told
And since that day I no longer make the norm
For now I wear the non-conformist uniform
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When I still used to be a philistine
I went to Bars or the theatre, sipping wine
But with all this nonsense just like she should
Annabelle all shut me down for good
Now we often go out, but we never stay late
And it's all just to keep ourselves up to date
And Annabelle and me walk in classy gait
A proud couple to another public debate
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In times past I felt like the local star
At the soccer court, pub, or the corner bar
Held parties with my friends, I played my role
Til Annabelle appeared and saved my soul
Today I sit, mouth open, and count my peas
While she's lecturing me with her theories
Oh I wish these hours would never go away
I can't seem to catch on, but she's talking all day
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Used to run around towns, move all over the hills
Never ever said no to all cheap thrills
But I promised to behave, since we had a word
And our debate rages on completely undeterred
When I bow myself down and kiss her feet
She said it's only a hidden form of self-critique
Even if I sport all my gallantry
She's charging me with the entire cavalry
Annabelle, o Annabelle
You're such a wonderful intellectual
You are so wonderfully emancipated
You got me like a lab rat thoroughly sedated
Annabelle, o Annabelle
You're such a marvelous unconventional
You're Emancipated, and it does show
Cause your beard already starts to grow