It's time for Animaniacs
And we're zany to the max
So just sit back and relax.
You'll laugh till you collapse.
We're Animaniacs
Come join the Warner Brothers
And the Warner Sister Dot
Just for fun, we run around the Warner movie lot.
They lock us in the tower, whenever we get caught.
But we break loose, and then vamoose, and now you know the plot.
We're Animaniacs
Dot has wit, and Yakko yaks.
Wakko packs away the snacks. Our careers have made comebacks
We're Animaniacs
Meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe.
A brand new cast who tested well in focus group research.
Gender-balanced, pronoun-neutral, and ethnically diverse
The trolls will say we're so passé, but we did meta first
We're Animaniacs
You should see our new contracts
We're zany to the max, There's baloney in our slacks
We're Animanie
Totally insane-y
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Animaniacs! Those are the facts!