I saw a friend of mine today
In an ad saying what would do my body good
I told him he was wasting time I say
If God wanted milk in me
The breast I suck would have a line around the hood
No member of the animal kingdom
nurses past maturity
No member of the animal kingdom
ever did a thing 2 me
It's why I don't eat red meat or white fish
Don't give me no blue cheese
We're all members of the animal kingdom
Leave your brothers and sisters in the sea
Animal, animal kingdom
Who told us we should eat the swine
You can bet your final money
it damn sure wasn't no friend of mine
What about the clams on the shore
Souls in progress, here come the fisherman - soul no more
No member of the animal kingdom nurses past maturity
(Nurses past, oh yeah)
No member of the animal kingdom ever did a thing to me
(Ever did a damn thing)
So I don't eat no red meat or white fish
Or funky, funky blue cheese
We're all members of the animal kingdom
Leave your brothers and sisters in the sea
Animal, animal kingdom