Andra kan, dom [English translation]

When I try to make a joke, they all say "that ain't funny!"

Everyone staring at me, as if I was a fool

When I say "Fatass!", they all say "Idiot!"

But when Hans Alfredson comes along,

says the same thing

Then it's funny as hell

If I wiggle my toes, they're shaking their heads

When I scratch my ass, they call me crazy

When I say "Boston Butt", they call me demented (2a)

But along comes Povel Ramel, says the same (3)

And suddenly it's funny

It's kinda funny, the roles we play

What doesn't fit into my mouth, will fit in his (3a)

It's a hopeless thing, these roles we play

When I say "Boner Alert!", I'll go to jail

But when Hasse Alfredsson says it,

they're laughing themselves to death

When I try to sing something beautiful, they say:

"Shut up with that crap!"

When I screw up, they're gonna teach me, alright

But when Roger Whittaker comes and sings the same thing

then it's just beautiful