Andra kan, dom [English translation]

If I try to crack a joke, it's not funny

Everyone stares at me, as if I was insane

If I say "fatass!", everyone says "idiot!"

But then Hasse Alfredsson comes along and says the same thing

And then it's hilarious

If I wiggle my toes, they shake their heads

If I scratch my butt, then I'm insane

If I say "Boston butt", well that makes me crazy

But then Povel Ramel comes along and says the very same thing

And then it's hilarious

It's so frustrating, all these roles we play

What does not work for me to say, works for him

It's a darn shame, these roles

If I say "boner alert!", then they will take me away

But if Hasse Alfredsson says the same, then they will laugh themselves to death.

If I try to sing something beautiful then they say

"shut up you fucking scum!"

If I turn it up, then they will teach me right

But then Roger Whitaker comes along and sings the same thing, and then it's as beautiful as ever