Amnesie [English translation]

Good day, I'd like to have a bouquet of roses

I have to pay the bail for my woman problem

I sure won't go home empty-handed

Cause I've allowed myself a little accident

Hello darling, I fucked a baboon last night

Don't worry - because I was thinking of you

You have to know that it was just a mistake

Sometimes I slip with my dick into a woman -

Oops!

I'm sorry that on your happy day

There was only a scarecrow sitting in my place

I went shopping and I have a private jet now

You asked where your credit card was

Now you know it, hey, hey, hey! Look at me

[Refrain]

I ate your sheepdog and digested it

I was way nicer to your little sister than allowed

I confused you with the bathroom attendant again

I think it would be better if I slept on the couch tonight

But tomorrow, when you get diamonds again

And when you succumb to the shininess, then you'll have amnesia!

And tomorrow, when you get diamonds again

And when you succumb to the shininess, then you'll have amnesia!

[Verse 2]

Good day, I'd like to have a bucket of roses

It is almost as if I had to go to a confessional-pastor

So again, armed with gifts

Before I make a confession to the sore wife

Hello darling, I'm down with the Nazis

Just kidding, but I have HIV

I've also started slaughtering hostages again

(Terrorstyle)

I simply can't help it

I'm sorry, that after tablets and red wine

I'm shouting things in your ears, like that thing with "consolation prize"

Force of habit, yes - I have had a mishap again

That adorns your body now, I am a molester

A lovely song to a bad game - You know me

[Refrain]

[Bridge]

Dresses, jewellery and a flower, look into my eyes bitch

Dresses, jewellery you're getting tired, look into my eyes bitch

Dresses, jewellery, diadems, look into my eyes bitch

Dresses, jewellery, it never happened

[Refrain]

[Alligatoah]

Good day, I'd like to have a ton of roses...