Alsatian Cousin lyrics

Were you and he lovers?

And would you say so if you were?

On a forecourt

On a Friday

Passing my way

Oh...

Were you and he lovers?

And if you were, then say that you were!

On a groundsheet

Under canvas

With your tent-flap

Open wide

A note upon his desk

"P.S. Bring Me Home And Have Me!"

Leather elbows on a tweed coat

-Oh!-

Is that the best you can do ?

So came his reply :

"But on the desk is where I want you!"

So I ask (even though I know):

Were you and he lovers ?