Alphabet lyrics

Because time goes on and things are changing in my world,

here is a new alphabet for the children of my generation.

Of course all these words have a meaning for me but other generations might find a different mood to their world.

My alphabet goes like this:

A stands for Anything, and

B for Bionic and Bach

C stands for Claustrophobia and

D for Dirty Old Man

E stands for Everyone

F is Full Frontal and Friends

G of course stands for Getting a Divorce

H now stands for Hijacking and

I for a Kingsize Ego

J now stands for Jukebox and Jackie

K is for those who Kiss and Tell

And Leading Lady starts with L. Naturally...

M is for Me and

N is for Never Again

O is for that famous story* and

P for Pain and Poverty

Q stands for Quality which is better than Quantity (??)

R stands for Rock 'n' Roll fan

S is Sexy and Sad

T drives them Totally Mad and

U are Everything to me

V stands for a little Voodoo and

W for Where and When

X stands for Extremely Mysterious

Y is the Question I keep asking and

Z dear child for the Zero you will get if you don't learn my alphabet

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* A possible reference to "The Story of O" by Pauline Réage...