All The Words in the English Language lyrics

Part 1

Announcer:

And now, Yakko Warner sings all of the words in the English language!

Yakko:

Aardvark, abating, abet, abdicating

Abandon, abase and abreast

Ablaze and ablution, abhor and abusion

Abbreviate, abbey, abscessed.

Abduct and ablation, abridge and abrasion

Abash and abrupt and abride

Abscond and absentia, absent, abstentia

Abdomen, ably, abide.

Abominable, abrogate, absolute, absent

Absorbent, abstention, abstraction

Absurd and abundant, abusive, abutment

Acacia, academy, action.

Accede and accost and accept and across

And accompany, acre, accord

Accomplish, account and accrue and amount

Acrimonious, active, adored.

Adrenaline, adulate, adder and advocate

Advertise, adverse, abrade

Advice, adversarial, advent and aerial

Affluent, after, afraid.

Dot:

Well, there it is: Yakko Warner now well under way in singing all the words in the English language. I'm Dot Warner. [Yakko turns the page to the B's] With me is Dick Button. Dick, a good start?

Dick Button:

Oh, yes, Dot—a marvelous start to what is a difficult, difficult routine.

Dot:

Stay tuned, and we'll be back to bring you the whole thing.

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Part 2

Yakko:

Level and levity, lewd and longevity

Libel, libation, Lanai

Lithium, litigate, legal, legitimate

Liberty, levy and lie.

Dot:

Welcome back. Yakko's now at the L's as he tries to sing all the words in the English language. A slight mistake at the F's—here's what it looked like:

Yakko:

Facial and faction and fractal and fraction

And fraudulent, fragrant, frappé

Frankincense, frankinship... frankinsish... shoot!...

Yada yada flambé!

Dick:

Now, that mistake could have proved costly for Yakko, but he recovered beautifully.

Dot:

Now let's watch as Yakko continues with the L's.

Yakko (starting to get fatigued):

Libation and libertine, limited, limousine

Limpid and limbo and lime

Lima and lipid and literature, liquid

And listing and liter and line.

There's lobby and loading and loathsome and loaning

And loco and then locomotion

There's lotus and lottery, lobo, lobotomy

Logic and loosen and lotion.

Lozenge and lubber and lucky and lover

And lullaby, lumber and Luke

Luster and luscious and lunatic, lustrous

And lurking and lunar and lute.

Dot:

Yakko's now about halfway through all the words in the English language. Dick Button and I will be back with more.

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Part 3

Yakko (overly exhausted):

Zachary, Zanzibar, zappy and zamindar

Zillion and ZIP code and Zen

Zany and zoning and zeal and zirconium

Zodiac, zombie, zayin.

Dot:

Yakko Warner, now moments away from having sung all the words in the English language. Dick Button, is he going to make it?

Dick:

If it was anyone else, I'd say no, but he's young, he's resilient; we'll just have to see.

Yakko:

Zigging and zagging and zealous and zebra

And zenith and zap and zaffer

Zeppelin and zipper and zephyr and zither

Then zinc and zombini

And zoo and zucchini

And Zulu and Zorro

Then zit and Zamora

And zero and zoom and…ugh! (Falls down)

Dot:

Guess not…

Yakko:

Wait! (He struggles up on his knees)

…Zaire! (Falls down again)

Dot:

He did it! Yakko Warner has just sung all the words in the English language!

Dick:

Hey, congratulations, Yakko.

Yakko (gets ready to stand up):

Thanks, Dick.

Dick:

Join us next time, when Yakko Warner will sing all of the numbers above zero. Goodnight. (Upon hearing this, Yakko bulges his eyes and faints)