Hey, boys in blue I have some bad news,
I'll come back positive on the alcohol test,
I admit that because of him I have done wrong,
Tonight my love can be measured in (alcoholic) units!
I've officially experienced a collapse* because of my boyfriend
I haven't drunk like I have tonight in a while.
My friends were with me, they led me to have a good time
I stayed until the morning, I had reason to.
I'm driving over the bridge when I see the patrol car there.
They tell me to stop. I don't get out of the car.
They ask me for my paperwork but it doesn't tell them on there
that I've been dumped, in a cowardly, in a shameful way.
Hey, boys in blue I have some bad news,
I'll come back positive on the alcohol test,
I admit that because of him I have done wrong,
Tonight my love can be measured in (alcoholic) units
It's Saturday night, nobody's sober.
Why should a woman drinking surprise you?
A lost love can only be treated with a shot-glass
Write me out a ticket and I'll be on my way without a word
Hey, boys in blue I have some bad news,
I'll come back positive on the alcohol test,
I admit that because of him I have done wrong,
Tonight my love can be measured in (alcoholic) units!
Hey, boys in blue I have some bad news,
I'll come back positive on the alcohol test,
I admit that because of him I have done wrong,
Tonight my love can be measured in (alcoholic) units!
Hey, boys in blue I have some bad news,
I'll come back positive on the alcohol test,
I admit that because of him I have done wrong,
Tonight my love can be measured in (alcoholic) units!