Alfonso [English translation]

Never, never, never I'd forgive myself

Never... I have cut my hair all by myself

Never... I feel like I'm a new person

I wore my evening shoes

and I''m gonna look like I'm composed and I'm gonna look like I'm into it

Shalala what joy it gives me

being in the middle of a crowded place

I'm talking about a party

Tu ru ru, I'd gladly drink some coffee

they've been stepping on my feet for at least an hour

I've got my evening shoes but I'm not in the mood.

It's the year 2013, drinks in my hand... and nothing more

What a shitty life

What does bon ton have to do with this?

I laughed 'because I had to and I thought I was gonna fall asleep over you.

Asshole, happy birthday but I don't even know you.

A, E, I, O, U, Y... if the conga starts I'm gonna jump on the tracks*

Look over there, there's the host

The awkwardness is obvious but I'm polite

It's the year 2013, drinks in my hand... and nothing more

What a shitty life

What does bon ton have to do with this?

I laughed 'because I had to and I thought I was gonna fall asleep over you.

Alfonso, happy birthday but I don't even know you...

Happy birthday I don't even know you...

What a shitty life

What does bon ton have to do with this?

I laughed 'because I had to and I thought I was gonna fall asleep over you.

Alfonso, happy birthday but I don't even know you.