Al-Mejandría [English translation]

[Jesus of Chamberí's first temptation. Satan shows him the pleasures and riches of the kingdom of Clamexandria (a country a bit further down the belly button).]

Welcome to this trip

get comfortable on your armchair

I'll show you the lost paradise

without having to leave your room.

It has already been a long time

since the Bible talked about it,

but it never really explained

how to find it, or who conquered it.

Between two mountain ranges

of a woman's legs,

to the north, there's two volcanos

where Lucifer sleeps.

To the east and west,

Babel's hips,

and to the south, my friend,

a little advice: always be there

A bit further down the belly button

the doors will open wide

You have arrived to the lost paradise

where the serpent and Adam live

I offer you this kingdom,

only, you have to be careful:

first, practice daily;

second, take a good piss.

Go sight-seeing in Clamexandria

with the door lady or at the vicarage

Go sight-seeing in Clamexandria

with the door lady or at the vicarage.