[Jesus of Chamberí's first temptation. Satan shows him the pleasures and riches of the kingdom of Clamexandria (a country a bit further down the belly button).]
Welcome to this trip
get comfortable on your armchair
I'll show you the lost paradise
without having to leave your room.
It has already been a long time
since the Bible talked about it,
but it never really explained
how to find it, or who conquered it.
Between two mountain ranges
of a woman's legs,
to the north, there's two volcanos
where Lucifer sleeps.
To the east and west,
Babel's hips,
and to the south, my friend,
a little advice: always be there
A bit further down the belly button
the doors will open wide
You have arrived to the lost paradise
where the serpent and Adam live
I offer you this kingdom,
only, you have to be careful:
first, practice daily;
second, take a good piss.
Go sight-seeing in Clamexandria
with the door lady or at the vicarage
Go sight-seeing in Clamexandria
with the door lady or at the vicarage.