[Intro: Roberta Branchini]
I'm super high, sis*1
Super high, super high
Super high
I'm super high, sis
Super high, super high
You have no idea
[Skit: M¥SS KETA]
(Who's that?)
I'm in Porta Venezia love*2 (love?)
But I can't find the taxi
I'll call again now
I'll update you guys
[Verse 1: Eddy Veerus]
Taxi strike
Fuck it, I'll call an Uber
When Ramsey hits the goal
a YouTuber vanishes
I p-pu-pull into the fray a bangla*3 that wants to sell me a rose
La noche is peligrosa, Milan sushi and coke
[Verse 2: M¥SS KETA]
La noche is peligrosa
Soy una pupa peligrosa
La noche is peligrosa
Sexy outfit, all pink
La noche is peligrosa
I can't stand, but I'm posing
La noche is peligrosa
[Standing] Crooked sure, but fabulous
[Chorus: M¥SS KETA]
I adore it, adore it
Adore it, adore it
Adore it, adore it
Adore it, adore it
[Bridge 1: Eddy Veerus]
It's 2AM we're here in the Gintoneria*4
There's a queue for the toilet in the Gintoneria
It's 2AM we're here in the Gintoneria
There's a queue for the toilet in the Gintoneria
It's 2AM we're here in the Gintoneria
There's a queue for the toilet in the Gintoneria
It's 2AM we're here in the Gintoneria
There's a queue for the toilet in the Gintoneria
[Skit: Roberta Branchini]
Come on you little slut, you shitty asshole bastard
I want, I want the grilled veggies
With oil and salt only
[Skit: Federica Napoli]
Love you can't get it*5 outside the Byblos*6
I shouted *CENSORED*, who are you leaving with, with a whore?
And the spanish gal by the side came to me
And she threw up on my window
And I told her "What the fuck do you want you shitty ass loser?
You're a real *CENSORED*"
[Skit: M¥SS KETA]
Love, I'm coming
Did you put me on the list?
M¥SS KETA plus ten
See you on the dancefloor
[Verse 3: M¥SS KETA]
I can't feel my face anymore
While I dance backstage
Devastating, interesting
Another round just in case
I'm traveling in space
Devastating, interesting
[Verse 4: Eddy Veerus]
This gal looks like Tokyo*7
yeah, but not Tokyo Hotel
Fuck with Berlin from "La Casa de Papel"
First step Louboutin
I ask: "Comment tu t'appelles?"
She fucks me over last minute like Margot with Lupin
Because she drags me to a gay pride
Threats start with pepper spray
I don't know, if anything do you have the address?
After an hour at my place like Amazon Prime
[Chorus: M¥SS KETA]
I adore it, adore it
Adore it, adore it
Adore it, adore it
Adore it, adore it
[Bridge 2: Eddy Veerus]
It's 3AM we're here in the Gintoneria
There's a queue for the toilet in the Gintoneria
It's 3AM we're here in the Gintoneria
There's a queue for the toilet in the Gintoneria
It's 3AM we're here in the Gintoneria
There's a queue for the toilet in the Gintoneria
It's 3AM we're here in the Gintoneria
There's a queue for the toilet in the Gintoneria
[Skit: Roberta Branchini]
Unhealthy situation guys
Come pick me up right away because we, fucking hell, want to drink
[Skit: Federica Napoli]
I'm drunk off my ass*8
And I'm eating a sandwich in the piadineria*9 in front of the sandwich guy's
Where we were all together
I love you anyway, thanks for coming
You're all my faves
[Verse 5: M¥SS KETA]
I make a quick stop at the sandwich guy's
Corona and salamella*10
(Corona and salamella, yes)
This is my secret
To doll myself up
[Chorus: M¥SS KETA]
I adore it, adore it
Adore it, adore it
Adore it, adore it
Adore it, adore it
[Bridge 3: Eddy Veerus]
It's 6AM we're here in the Gintoneria
There's a queue for the toilet in the Gintoneria
It's 6AM we're here in the Gintoneria
There's a queue for the toilet in the Gintoneria
It's 6AM we're here in the Gintoneria
There's a queue for the toilet in the Gintoneria
It's 6AM we're here in the Gintoneria
There's a queue for the toilet in the Gintoneria
[Skit: ? & ?]
We were at Le Cave*11 to listen to Satoshi Tomiie
Me, Igor and the turd*12 and
We got high
And I didn't understand shit anymore
[Skit: Nick Cx]
Anyway, bro*13, here everyone is here*14 with modified cocktails of MD
Bro, like really devastating
Like, I don't know how they do it
[Skit: Alfredo DjZona]
Oh bro, fucking *CENSORED* [it's a swear] the cops stopped me, oh
They took my driver's license fucking *CENSORED* [same swear as above]
They sequestered my car, fucking *CENSORED* [once again!] I'm done for