אדוני השופט [Adoni Hashofet] [English translation]

One time I saw a balcony with no light,

I climbed towards it along a pipe,

I wanted to check what's wrong with the lamp -

Suddenly who showed up? The police.

Your honor! Your honor!

That's the truth and the whole truth,

So why do you sign me up for prison?

I am not guilty, I am not guilty.

To this lady on the bus

I gave a seat out of politeness,

But since it was so crowded and dense -

I put my hand down her purse.

Your honor...

One day I met this tourist

Who wanted to invest in some thing,

So I sold him a house that wasn't mine -

Because I didn't want him to leave with a negative attitude.

I had this terrible neighbor

Who didn't want to live with me in peace,

When I was cutting down trees, the poor guy suddenly came

And put his head right under my axe.

Your honor...

Your honor, don't be so...

Why won't you believe a man?

Just not to prison, for God's sake -

I am not guilty, I am not guilty.

Your honor...