About As Helpful As You Can Be Without Being Any Help At All lyrics

Both feet together

Slowly progressing

Always in time

Don't count the feathers

Just count the wings

Everyday counting

Everything's changing

I almost forgot it

But then I remembered

I was thrown in the boat

Cast out to sea

Friendly with waves

There were sharks below

Hungry for me

So I dangled my leg

I lit up like a match

Because I bled gasoline

Made a torch of myself

Until the moon was mine

Stars made of me

How I lit up that sky

Both feet together

Slowly progressing

Always in time

Don't count the feathers

Just count the wings

Everyday counting

Everything's changing

I almost forgot it

But then I remembered