A semente [English translation]

My neighbor planted

A seed in his backyard

Suddenly sprouted

A hell of a bush

When someone would ask him

What is this plant I've never seen?

He'd just answer

I don't know, I've never seen that, it just grew there

But it eventually got messy

The police was hanging around

Because the smell was good

And there was always some kids hanging out

The police got suspicious

Seeing a crowd everyday

And made the perfect raid

And took everybody for questioning, and then

When the beating began a good-for-nothing shouted

You don't have to beat me, I'll just tell you everything, sir

I know that plant, boss

And I know who planted it

When the feds arrested

And took the innocent neighbor away

At the police station he said

Sir, I'm not a farmer, I don't know that seed