Yam! Bam!
My cat Splash is crashed out on my bed
He's swallowed his tongue
From drinking all my whisky
Whereas me, not much sleep, drained, pissed off,
I had to sleep in the gutter,
Where I had a vision
In four colours
Come on, let's go! One morning,
A chick came to my place
Cellophane doll, (with) Chinese hair,
A bandaid, a hangover,
Drank my beer, from a big glass
made of rubber
like an Indian in his igloo
Everything's awesome for me
Off we go! That chick,
What enthusiasm, what a buzz
To hit the hay!
Shagged, ruined, emptied, satiated,
"You are the king of the divan"
Is what she told me in passing
I am the king of the divan
Everything's awesome for me
Come on! Butt out, back off,
Don't touch my planet
It's not today
that the sky will fall on my head
and that I will miss/run out of alcohol
Everything's awesome for me
On we go! My chick took off, shot through
Finally had enough
Broke everything
the sink, the bar, leaving me alone
like a big idiot
I put my foot in it
Everything's awesome for me