A Message From The Count lyrics

Welcome

Yeah, do something like that

Do the, uh, like, right, uh, in between that

A little scarier? More Dracula?

Welcome!

What? To Dracula's lair?

Welcome, to Hotel Diablo! I am your baggage claim man

Wait, I am your bellboy, Dracula

How may I suck your tits fa- I mean take your bags

Hello, Dracula is that you?

Ah-haha, you caught me

Yes, it's-

Lemme do, lemme do a run of that, hold on

Fuck that

It's not funny