A Marriage Proposal [Italian translation]

[JASON]

This is how you make a marriage proposal

[MENDEL]

I love you, dear

I think you're swell

You're never near me close enough to tell

If I'm delightful or not

I crave your wrist

I praise your thigh

There's not a guy

There's not a piece of paper

There's not a man in pants

Who could love you the same as I!

Oftentimes, lovers are crazy people

Sometimes they kill each other

Just like a biblical brother

Did to his biblical brother

Back in biblical times

[TRINA]

Biblical times?

[MARVIN]

Biblical times?

[MENDEL]

Biblical times

Oh, those biblical times!

I love your eyes

I love your face

I want you by my side to take my place

If I get sick or detained

Don't touch your hair, you're perfect

Don't start to cry

There's not a guy

There's not a horse or zebra

There's not a giant man

Who could love you the same as I!

Forget that giant man

He can't love you the same as I!

I'm not a giant man

[TRINA]

Good

[MENDEL]

But I'll love you until

Love you until

I die!